Kidnap?

So, lunch with the normal group. 'Twas nice. This fat guy in a little coat was on this lifty thingy and Brittani and I were going to take the key so he'd be stuck, but another dude came back. Square, I know. So the bell rings and Eric O Lade is throwing this stuff away, I grab this jacket, being the G that I am. But when I turned around to see if he noticed, I see Ashley booking it with Eric O Lade's backpack. 'Twas epic! Brittani came up and was being a look out and shit. It was scary because Eric O Lade is a mass murderer. Anywho, I got into french, by this this I had his backpack and his jacket(:
So the reason why the title of this blog is kidnap is because Ashley and I kidnapped Eric O Lade's stuff, ran for our lives (literally) and made a clean get away. All during passing period(: